Barely Awake Radio is live with today’s Breakfast Breakdown — a daily morning show where we cover real news stories that absolutely did not need to happen before coffee… or whatever else helps you wake up.
No politics.
No tragedy.
No fake motivation.
Just weird news, dumb criminals, unnecessary 911 calls, public meltdowns, and people confidently making terrible decisions while the rest of the world is still loading.
This is not a fast-paced morning show.
This is a slow brain, sharp commentary kind of situation.
If you’re starting your day with caffeine, smoke, vibes, or all three — and already disappointed in humanity — you’re exactly where you should be.
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