Barely Awake Radio is a chaotic, high-energy, slightly unhinged morning show breaking down real news stories that sound fake and decisions that absolutely did not need to happen before coffee.
This is not responsible journalism.
This is a stoner-coded morning show for people who wake up confused, caffeinated, and already disappointed in humanity.
Today’s Breakfast Breakdown includes:
• a kangaroo casually hopping through a bar fight
• a walrus penis stolen from a cheesesteak shop
• a man rupturing his stomach drinking a liquid nitrogen cocktail
• a drunk driver thinking a live snake was a legal strategy
The stories are real.
The logic is not.
If you like weird news, Florida-level behavior, animals with better instincts than humans, breakfast breakdowns before 9AM — you’re in the right place.
☕ LIVE Monday, Wednesday, and Friday mornings
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