Barely Awake Radio is LIVE with a chaotic morning breakdown of the weirdest news, Florida Man behavior, and internet insanity happening right now — all before the coffee fully kicks in.
This is not a clean news show.
This is a barely-functional morning radio show for people whose brains are buffering, patience is low, and headlines already feel fake.
Today’s Breakfast Breakdown includes:
Tourists turning the Great Wall of China into a human slip-n-slide
A YouTube video that lasts 140 years and still has millions of views
Mysterious glowing lights over Texas sparking UFO panic
The internet pretending it’s 2016 again
An airline leaving dozens of passengers behind like it was optional
No scripts.
No polish.
Just weird news, bad decisions, and a show moving way too fast for this hour.
If you’re tired, caffeinated, mentally drifting, or already questioning humanity — you’re exactly where you should be.
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