Barely Awake Radio is back from Christmas break and humanity immediately chose violence… and poor decision-making.

In this Breakfast Breakdown, we cover:
A man missing his flight because he refused to stop arguing with an airport kiosk, a Florida man suing Outback Steakhouse after a toilet seat shatters beneath him, a Salvation Army bell ringer allegedly attempting to impale a store manager, a naked Florida man breaking into two homes on Christmas night, and a Florida dad stealing 400 pounds of avocados “for the kids.”

These are not important stories.
They are unnecessary stories.
They are stories that absolutely did not need to happen before coffee.

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