Barely Awake Radio: The Wildest Morning Show You’ll Ever Tune Into

GOOD. F'N. MORNING.
Welcome to Barely Awake Radio, the morning show built for the sleep-deprived, the over-caffeinated, and the beautifully chaotic degenerates who shouldn’t be awake at 9AM but somehow are.

🎙️ Hosted by Peezy & Jesse, this is the ONLY live morning show mixing:
• real news that’s so stupid it feels fake
• chaos, jokes, riffing, and unhinged energy
• chat-driven madness
• stoner-brain questions
• call-ins from people just as deranged as we are

TODAY’S INSANE STORIES:
• Oklahoma legalizes robot chicken fights 🤖🐔
• Self-driving car snitches on its drunk owner 🚗💀
• Chimp breaks into Planet Fitness and gets a pump in 🐒🏋️
• Florida HOA declares alligators “community guests” 🐊
• Japan spends $200k on a giant squid statue 🦑💸

⏰ We go live at 9AM ET — don’t miss the madness.
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👉 Ring the bell
👉 And tell the algorithm we woke your ass up

Let’s build the craziest morning community on YouTube.
Welcome to Barely Awake Radio — where functioning is optional.