Barely Awake Radio is live and LIT on the most chaotic, unhinged, and baked morning show with a full Breakfast Breakdown of weird, unnecessary, and deeply confusing behavior happening way too early in the day.
From police getting calls they absolutely did not need, to criminals committing crimes with confidence they did not earn, to people discovering—once again—that reality does not bend to vibes, today’s show is packed with stories that sound fake but unfortunately are not.
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Today’s Breakfast Breakdown includes:
• Police responding to a man who admitted he was “too high for this situation”
• A fortune teller proving bad luck by committing a felony
• A prison contraband drop that looked more like catering
• A criminal who believed customer service could undo a crime
• A man who trusted DIY fireworks inside his garage
If you’re barely awake, already annoyed, and questioning how these people vote — you’re in the right place.
