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Before the coffee kicks in, we dig through the weirdest, dumbest, most unhinged news stories we can find and absolutely roast them into the ground.
No politics.
No serious takes.
Just criminals, animals, Florida nonsense, and people making decisions they should’ve slept on.
Today’s Breakfast Breakdown gets reckless:
🚤 Florida boat captain selling cocaine he “found at sea”
🐺 A coyote casually swimming to Alcatraz like it’s cardio
💩 A massage parlor arrest that turned into biological warfare
🐀 200+ rats taking over an entire house
🦌 A deer triggering a bank burglary alarm
If you like weird news, Florida Man chaos, viral videos, dumb criminals, internet absurdity, and high-energy morning comedy that feels slightly illegal…
You’re home.
This isn’t the news you need.
It’s the news you deserve before your brain loads.
Plus...THERAPY IS IN SESSION! F*CK YOU FRIDAYS is BACK! Call in and let us know who ruined your week this week!
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