Welcome to Barely Awake Radio — the most chaotic, unfiltered, barely-functional morning show on the internet.
We go LIVE every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday morning breaking down the weirdest, dumbest, and most unbelievable headlines on earth — with zero professionalism and maximum roasting.
Today’s Breakfast Breakdown includes:
• A shirtless Florida man robbing Taco Bell with a rock
• A woman trying to steal her own car from a tow yard
• Taxpayer-funded UFO investigations
• Scientists discovering 1,700 mystery viruses
• And a Subway employee eating TWO THOUSAND dollars worth of deli meat at work
Yeah. It gets unhinged fast.
If you like chaotic morning radio, weird news, and comedy commentary… you’re in the right place.
We’re live. We’re loud. We're LIT. And we’re barely awake.
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